I would like to make a formal apology to the residents of the Provo/Orem area. Lately, I have been driving like a mad woman, I admit that. I am sorry for the confusion and frustration that my actions may have caused. I understand that refusing to signal when I turn or switch lanes is bad driving. I acknowledge that ignoring DO NOT ENTER signs is not only reckless, but illegal. I deeply regret my choice to hide behind the stereotypical "Utah" driver excuse. I am ashamed of myself and from now on I promise to drive as if there were Nevada license plates on my car.