This morning I logged into Facebook and it said 24 Notifications! YEAH 24! I was so excited, and I felt really popular. I saw that tons of people had commented on a photo of me, and I began to wonder, "What photo? What did they say? Did they say something nice? Is it a good picture of me? Is this going to boost my self-esteem?" Then I realized it was only because I had been tagged in something that is not even a picture of me, again. The first and second times it was cute and I was pretty flattered but then, because one hundred people are tagged in each one, I kept getting notifications left and right. Misleading notifications. Notifications that I thought were about me, but in actuality were not. And, every time that I clicked a notification link, it resembled something like this:
Whats Herface at 5:15 pm March 8 : Man dis is so tru.
That Onekid at 5:16 pm March 8 : Dang dude i am so not lazy.
So Andso at 5:17 pm March 8: Ahahahaha, u kno it! i the happy one. :D
That Onekid at 5:18 pm March 8: This a low blow and you know why. you can't put me on blast lik dat.
You Don'tevenknowher at 5:19 pm March 8: hahahahaha so funny.
That Onekid at 5:20 pm March 8: i think u mislabeled mee.
Full Ofhimself at 5:21 pm March 8: Ahhhh yeah you know how to pick em ;)
That Onekid at 5:22 pm March 8: but really i don understand....
Whats Herface at 5:23 pm March 8: again, the tiny dangerous one..... :)
So Andso at 5:24 pm March 8: gurl... you ALWAYS the tiny dangerous one! lol.......... its true. :P
That Onekid at 5:25 pm March 8: come on yo change it.
You Don'tevenknowher at 5:26 pm March 8: hahahaa that made me lauuuugh:D
That Onekid at 5:27 pm March 8: arent you gonna change it????
So Andso at 5:28 pm March 8: yeah..you know it!
That Onekid at 5:29 pm March 8: CHANGE IT ALREADY!!!
That Onekid at 5:30 pm March 8: WTF?? NOW I'M DRAMA QUEEN????? FML!!!!!
In the short 30 minutes following the simultaneous tagging, you get that. So, this leaves you three choices:
1. You can join in the chaos of the comment conversation.
2. Untag yourself, and risk offending the offender.
3. Blog about it.
I obviously chose the third. But really? Can we stop this madness? Please?